The Grands

The Grands

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Deep South, United States
First I am a mother of two sons, Chad 35 and Ryan 32. Through these beautiful sons, I have been blessed with two beautiful daughter-in-laws, Kelli and Erin. As a result of these beautiful wives comes three beautiful grands, Connor first and the only one for fives years. Then, Kelli and Chad blessed me with another beautiful grandson, Cooper, who is now three. Ryan and Erin blessed me with my first granddaughter, Presley, and now Presley has brother, Harper, who is 2. My blog is really all about family. The reason I chose Magnolia Memories as my blog title is I am from Mississippi! I love Magnolia's. Memories is something that I make everyday. I still have my mother who will be 89 on her birthday in April. My life is centered around my beautiful family. Life is GOOD!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Funny Love Quotes

I hope everyone who visits my blog
today has a little grin when they
leave. I really thought a little
humour would be great for today.
Enjoy and please come again real
soon...



When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.



Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener! Unknown

Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for."

Mae West

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.—

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Phyllis Diller

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
-- Albert Einstein - Funny Love Quotes

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."

Woody Allen.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen

7 comments:

roy/elisabeth dean said...

hahahaha!!! Funny quotes! I think I will print and frame the one about ALWAYS RIGHT! Roy used to call me "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong"...I still love that song!
I hope you have a wonderful Sunday~
♥,Lilly

Mimi said...

Great goodies you're sharing! Don't you just ♥ Pink Saturday? This is the one day that I get to totally indulge myself, get all girlie, drink tea with cream, and share time with friends on the internet. Your blog post this week was wonderful...as usual!

Went out to dinner with friends, so I'm a little late, but better late than never, right? I wish you a Sunday filled with family, l♥ve, sunshine and peace.

I needed that!

Chandy said...

Hello! You have a nice blog! I love all the funny references about married life. LOL

Thanks for visiting my blog. I so love new visitors!

"Just Me - NC Beth" said...

Love them! Great quotes!

~Beth

fairiemoon said...

Pretty funny! I think it is too early in the morning for me to outright gaffaw.

Happy Pink Saturday!
Erin :)

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Creative Vignettes said...

Too funny! Thanks for the laughs :-)
Abby (always) :-)

Smilingsal said...

LOL I love these! Thanks for visiting and leaving such a thoughtful comment.