Three Ladies in a Sauna

This is priceless..I needed this for this horrible
day that I have had.

I hope you enjoy to..


THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE
> SITTING NAKED IN A
> SAUNA.
> SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED
> HER FOREARM AND THE
> BEEP STOPPED.
>
> THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY
> PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A
> MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
>
> A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN
> LIFTED HER PALM TO
> HER EAR.
>
> WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE
> PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP
> IN MY HAND.'
>
>
> THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE,
> SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO
> DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE
> SAUNA AND WENT TO THE
> BATHROOM..
> SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER
> REAR END.
>
> THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
>
> THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK
> AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!
>
> When you stop laughing, send this to those who will
> appreciate it. Gotta love us old gals!!!!