Funny Love Quotes

I hope everyone who visits my blog
today has a little grin when they
leave. I really thought a little
humour would be great for today.
Enjoy and please come again real
soon...



When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.



Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener! Unknown

Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for."

Mae West

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.—

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Phyllis Diller

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
-- Albert Einstein - Funny Love Quotes

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."

Woody Allen.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen