The Grands

The Grands

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Deep South, United States
First I am a mother of two sons, Chad 35 and Ryan 32. Through these beautiful sons, I have been blessed with two beautiful daughter-in-laws, Kelli and Erin. As a result of these beautiful wives comes three beautiful grands, Connor first and the only one for fives years. Then, Kelli and Chad blessed me with another beautiful grandson, Cooper, who is now three. Ryan and Erin blessed me with my first granddaughter, Presley, and now Presley has brother, Harper, who is 2. My blog is really all about family. The reason I chose Magnolia Memories as my blog title is I am from Mississippi! I love Magnolia's. Memories is something that I make everyday. I still have my mother who will be 89 on her birthday in April. My life is centered around my beautiful family. Life is GOOD!

Monday, May 4, 2009

Three Ladies in a Sauna

This is priceless..I needed this for this horrible
day that I have had.

I hope you enjoy to..


THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE
> SITTING NAKED IN A
> SAUNA.
> SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED
> HER FOREARM AND THE
> BEEP STOPPED.
>
> THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY
> PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A
> MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
>
> A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN
> LIFTED HER PALM TO
> HER EAR.
>
> WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE
> PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP
> IN MY HAND.'
>
>
> THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE,
> SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO
> DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE
> SAUNA AND WENT TO THE
> BATHROOM..
> SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER
> REAR END.
>
> THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
>
> THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK
> AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!
>
> When you stop laughing, send this to those who will
> appreciate it. Gotta love us old gals!!!!

5 comments:

roy/elisabeth dean said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!
YEP....YOU JUST BRIGHTENED MY DAY!
I'm terrible at remembering jokes, but I'm going to try to remember this one for our morning meeting tomorrow~
Thanks for sharing~
♥,Lilly

Diane@A Picture is Worth.... said...

So cute and funny! Thanks for sharing,
Diane

BECKY said...

OH MY GOODNESS!! This is hilarious!! Thanks for the laughs!! I am going to have to share this!! Hubby will love it!!

Have a lovely week!!
Blessings,
Becky

rufflebunnies said...

thanks for the day brightener!! I just sent this to my girls and my friends!!!

Smilingsal said...

LOL